“You’re my honey bunch Sugar plum
Pumpie umpy umpkin…
You’re my sweetie pie
You’re my cuppy cake Gum drop
Snookum snookums You’re…The apple of my eye!
And I love you soooo And I want you to know
That I always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs for you
Because you are sooooo Dear” I giggled like a little girl as I poked a bubble. I love singing this song and irritating Zachary. He is my younger brother and yes, I love to call him Zachary than Zach.
My thoughts drifted to Amy, my best friend as I played with more foam. Our hell hole a.k.a high school starts day after tomorrow as our winter break will get over. Nah! Our school aren’t cool but they said that students should get some break from studies. Pfft! Liars. Actually, our principal Mr. Muoio; I know what you thinking, it sounds like ‘moo’. He is the one who is taking break for a week from us, me and my best friend Amy. We have done too much damage to school and he needs a break.
So, about Amy. She has beautiful raven hair and adorably sculpted face. We both are best friends since our diaper days. Our mothers are also best friends since their high school. She might be in airplane coming back to Los Angeles. I can’t wait to meet her, she said that she clicked tons of pictures of cute British guys. Yeah, she went to London for a week…leaving me alone.
Haha! Kidding. I enjoyed more than her. Most of the time I slept with my second boyfriend. Cuddled with him including some hot make out sessions where I drooled. Yup, you got that right…my bed. We both share very deep chemistry. My mother said that it was love at first sight. Then I played some boring video games with Zachary who is 13. I also stuffed my stomach with oily, junk food watching horror movies to make myself laugh. Don’t worry, I also fed carrots to my pet, Raccoon. No! He is a rabbit but I wanted raccoon…so, I named him Raccoon.
Not only that, I spent my most of the time with Parker, my first boyfriend. He is real! Don’t laugh! He is. We are together for over a year and I love him as much as a minion loves banana. Mhmm, that’s a true love. He is that cliché bad boy from movies and books, and I am…a popular bread bun with arms and legs.
My thoughts were interrupted when I heard footsteps and some shuffling in my room. Followed by some hushed whispers.
Well, looks like terrorists or gamblers have come to rob and kill my parents. Don’t you feel that someone might be outside your bathroom attacking your parents. And you need to save them? I feel the same. I need to wear my costume and save them.
Shut up! Last time you did that…you attacked your mother with leg cleaning brush. You were grounded for one week because your mother was giving food to your Raccoon-er Rabit….urgh! whatever that thing is!
Oh! Yeah! Right! Thanks brain. I can’t forget my wrath on my own mother…and her wrath on me. What?! I thought it was a gambler and without wasting a moment I attacked her.
I continued humming ’Dragon Ball Z’s‘ theme song without the care that I have yet to complete my biology project…which is boring and La-mae. We have to collect, find and research different types of plant. Meh! I will submit my deep research on chocolates. Because chocolates are made from cocoa tree. Which makes it a plant. See? It’s so hard. I had to research for an hour to know how chocolate is made.
I am so smart, aren’t I? I know.
You are embarrassing me.
Again, I heard someone or something falling on the floor making ‘Thud’ sound followed by groan. I scowled and heard someone whispering, “F*ck! What is that thing!”
Another voice snapped in husky voice, “Be quiet, you sh*thead! It’s a girls room. There could be anything. We don’t know from where we will get attacked by raccoon or hippopotamus-,” Pausssseeeee “-…or keep a foot on pizza tree.”
After a lonnnnggg pause the first voice replied, “Pizzas are made from a tree?” And then there was a girl squeak or squeak like a girl…then a ‘shush’.
I shrugged and lazily got out of my bathtub after rinsing soap from my baby soft skin. I am a klutz. One day, I fell face-first, while I was walking to ice cream parlor. I literally tripped on air. Without drying my body, I tied my jet-black hair in a bun because they are wet and wrapped plush white around my body. I looked at the girl in reflection and touched my chubby cheeks.
I still wonder why is Parker with me when he can have any Homo Sapiens with X chromosome, he wants. I have large chestnut eyes, cute adorable round face and jet black shoulder length hair. I have amber color skin tone which was given by my dad and also it’s baby soft. I am 5‘4 inches and have slim body…….but it gets bigger on its own when I see food.
I heard more and more hushed whispers and shuffling from my room. I furrowed my eyebrows and twisting the knob of my bathroom…I stepped out.
I shivered a little as I was met by cold wind of October as it kissed my bare skin. I saw that window was open. My gaze met tall and well-built four Homo Sapiens standing in my room. They wearing smirk which undoubtedly meant I-ate-your-ice-cream-and-you-can’t-do-anything-about-it.
Well…Did I forgot to write ‘Mine’ with a demon emoji on my Ben and Jerry ice cream tub?
‘Avada Kedavara’ Zachary Bobby Dabkowski!
P.S. His middle name is ‘Bobby’